I’m working on making a complete timeline of events covering
the History of the MC2, spanning the nebulous 15 year stretch of time
after the Main Marvel Universe (or Universe-616) split off and
became the MC2 (or Universe-982) and before the next-generation
of heroes began to debut starting with J2 #1, A-Next #1 and What
If #105. Since it’s May I thought it might be nice to focus on the history
of MC2’s most iconic, prolific and terrific heroine: May ‘Mayday’
Parker!
Some long-time readers may recall an ancient post I did many
years ago which touched on the basic touchstone moments of baby May’s
kidnapping and eventual return to her parents. While the post is among my most
viewed, and one I look back on proudly, it’s very out of date and in need of
revision and expansion. This entry will cover the known events in May’s
life prior to her powers manifesting during her debut in What If #105.
*Please note that for the sake of clarity, I’ve assumed
that May (not April) is the original Parker child. Got it?
Good. *
While we don’t know all of the details surrounding May’s
life pre-spider-powers, I’m going to attempt to cover everything we do know.
For starters, the earliest moment of May’s life is…her birth. May
isn’t actually seen in the panel for obvious reasons. A grifter named Alison
Mongrain is hired by Norman Osborn to carry out part of his plan to
kidnap the newborn child of Peter and Mary Jane. Disguised as a
member of the hospital staff, Alison swapped out baby May with a
recent stillborn baby, leaving Mary Jane to believe her baby had died at
birth. Shortly afterwards, Alison met with Norman Osborn who paid
Alison a ‘sizeable bonus’ to take an ‘expensive vacation’ through Europe
with the newborn May (Spider-Girl #48, Amazing Spider-Girl #25).
On an extended tour of the Mediterranean with the
infant May, Alison (who always disliked children) initially had
no love for the baby, but grew to love May through the months they spent
together (Spider-Girl #49).
The Brotherhood of Scriers arrive to collect the child
for Norman Osborn. Alison asks if she can accompany them as she
has grown attached to the child, but the Scriers remind her not to
question Mr. Osborn. The Scriers leave Mongrain with Norman’s
compliments and her ‘final payment’ which turns out to be counterfeit bills and
knockout gas. Kaine, being familiar with Osborn and the Scriers
methods, rescued Mongrain just as the yacht exploded, hoping to learn what
role she had played for Norman Osborn. Upon learning that Alison
had kidnapped May and helped convince Peter and Mary Jane she
was dead, Kaine leaves Mongrain floundering in the bay with no
care whether she lived or died (Spider-Girl #49).
Meanwhile, terrible months have passed by for Peter
and Mary Jane until Mary Jane receives a phone call from the man called Kaine.
Having located Mongrain’s yacht, Kaine begins by telling Mary
Jane ‘Your baby’s alive!’ and then goes on to provide a longer explanation,
but insists that Mary Jane not tell Peter until the child is safe
in her arms. Mary Jane hated keeping secrets from Peter but did
not wish for Peter to endanger their baby’s life by confronting Norman Osborn
(Spider-Girl #48).
Shortly after this, we get a glimpse of a Scrier
handing over baby May to Norman Osborn. Norman cloned the
baby and ‘genetically tinkered’ with both to ensure they would eventually
manifest spider-powers. Later, Norman placed one of the babies (May) into
the care of his good friend Philippe DeJunae. Retaining the other baby
(later known as April) himself, Norman ‘added a few more enhancements’ including
using cells from Venom aka Eddie Brock’s alien symbiote which transformed
the other infant into a unique hybrid (Amazing Spider-Girl #29).
Kaine’s months-long mission across the globe ‘from a New
York hospital to the Caribbean’ and finally to La Maison DeJunae
in the south of France brings him into conflict with the Brotherhood
of Scriers. After defeating the group of Scriers, Kaine makes
short work of their leader before taking possession of baby May from Monsieur
Philippe DeJunae. Unbeknownst to Kaine, Norman had orchestrated
the encounter to ensure Kaine would return May to her parents and
allow him to continue his Project: Changeling experiments on the second
baby, which Osborn intended to put into effect within a year or two if
his scheme proceeded as planned (Amazing Spider-Girl #25).
Kaine returned May to Mary Jane and encouraged
her to take the necessary DNA tests to prove the baby wasn’t part of some
twisted trick. Kaine also vowed to avoid future confrontations with Peter,
and admitted he was doing all of this as part of a debt he owed Ben Reilly.
Mary Jane realized that Kaine hadn’t finished his mission and
intended to find and punish the man responsible: Norman Osborn (Spider-Girl
#48-#49).
Reunited with baby May, Mary Jane and Peter
are overjoyed at first, with Peter even believing Kaine’s intentions
were good (Spider-Girl #49, Amazing Spider-Girl #25). There’s actually
a large stretch of time that occurs between panels here that only becomes
apparent later, as Spider-Man doesn’t immediately track down Norman
Osborn for their fateful final battle.
With Mr. and Mrs. Spider-Man having resumed a fairly
normal life once more with May in their care, we next see Peter
and Mary Jane preparing for a dinner with the Connors family. A
sleeping May is left in the care of Mary Jane’s Aunt Anna and later
plays happily with her mother and father upon their return later that night,
blissfully unaware her father had just faced the Lizard once more (Amazing
Spider-Man Family #1).
May is left with Anna Watson again when Peter
and Mary Jane head off one morning. Mary Jane is so moved after
witnessing a brutal slaying that she runs home to embrace her baby, followed directly
after by Peter who brought the criminals to justice as Spider-Man
(Amazing Spider-Man Family #2).
Poor baby May falls ill and winds up in the emergency
room with her parents and great aunt Anna. Encountering Aleksei
Sytsevich (aka The Rhino) bringing his sick Aunt Yulya in for
treatment, Peter and Mary Jane find common ground with the former
super villain and his aunt (Amazing Spider-Man Family #3).
While not actually seen in the story, Peter and Mary
Jane discuss how their financial situation and studies at Empire State University
have meant Aunt Anna has been over-relied upon to babysit May. Fortunately,
after foiling a would-be robbery, a crime scene investigator named Carlie
Cooper suggests Peter consider a career as a police scientist (Amazing
Spider-Man Family #4)
May’s ‘Uncle’ Phil Urich has been a friend of
the family for as long as May can remember (Spider-Girl #83). As Phil
works alongside Peter in the crime lab of Midtown South Police Precinct,
it’s likely Peter started this job while May was still very
young.
Peter was not present to hear May’s first words
or see her first steps (Amazing Spider-Girl #19).
It’s unclear exactly how much time passes, but eventually Peter
interrupts Norman Osborn’s Gathering of Five ritual and has his
final battle in which he loses his leg and Norman loses his life. Deciding
he has more important responsibilities as a father, Peter retires as Spider-Man
(What If #105, Spider-Girl #7, Spider-Girl #49).
*May’s age when Peter retires is unclear:
in What If #105 Peter claims May was 2 years old
but May appears to still be a baby in Spider-Girl #7*
At some point while
May was young-either before or after Peter loses his leg or possibly
both- Normie and Liz Osborn celebrated holidays and Christmases
with the Parker family (Spider-Girl #54).May’s has
childhood memories of Normie being a weird, aloof and withdrawn child who’d
occasionally sneak her gummi bears when the adults weren’t looking (Spider-Girl
#20). Normie and May would play together (Spider-Girl #27).
On her first day of Pre-School for 4-year-olds
(PK4) May felt absolutely abandoned by her mother and spent the
day crying. When a second-grader began to pull on her hair, Courtney Duran
bit the bully on the leg. The two girls have been friends ever since (Spider-Girl
#50, Spider-Girl #76, Amazing Spider-Girl #0).
Around this time, May also caught the 3 and half year
old Jimmy Yama peeing in Katie Mulgrew’s sandbox. May and Jimmy
have known each other since they were kids and have often watched each other’s
backs, so this may have been their first meeting (Spider-Girl #13, Spider-Girl
#½).
May first met Davida Kirby just before entering
the second grade, after being signed up for soccer by Mary Jane. Davida
proclaimed she could kick the ball the furthest and soon proved she was correct.
Beginning as teammates, Davida and Mayday became fast friends (Spider-Girl
#81, Amazing Spider-Girl #0).
May first became aware of Maurice ‘Moose’
Mansfield while in grade school because he hung around a boy she had a crush
on, Brad Miller. Moose would often bully the smaller children,
including Jimmy Yama (Spider-Girl #77).
May at some point in the past used to bat ‘cleanup’
for a softball team (Spider-Girl #54).
May had a poster of Lyja Storm aka Ms. Fantastic
on her wall as a kid, and developed a celebrity crush on Franklin Richards
aka Psi-Lord of the Fantastic Five (Spider-Girl #3).
As a teenager, May is an exceptional student, achieving
straight-A’s in her classes and playing starter for the Midtown High girls’
basketball team thanks to her natural athleticism (Spider-Girl #5). May
received the nickname ‘Mayday’ for her prowess on the basketball court (Amazing
Spider-Girl #0). May was on track for a professional career as a basketball
player and thought she’d eventually teach Physical Education or work as
a coach (What If #105, Spider-Girl #26).
There’s a lot to break down here which requires more time dedicated
to sifting through it all than I have at the moment, unfortunately. But to briefly
review:
·
Born in a New York Hospital, May
is swapped at birth for recently deceased stillborn baby by Alison Mongrain
as part of truly evil scheme by Norman Osborn, leaving Mary Jane
and Peter devastated.
·
Norman sends Alison is sent on an paid
extended paid trip in a yacht with May for several months.
·
Alison eventually grows fond of May
before the Brotherhood of the Scrier members take the infant back to Norman,
leaving Alison to die in a rigged explosion.
·
Kaine, seeking vengeance on Osborn,
saves Alison only to leave her for dead upon learning her part in May’s
kidnapping.
·
Kaine contacts Mary Jane and tells
her May is alive but insists she not tell Peter until May
is safely returned to her parents.
·
Osborn clones and genetically tinkers
with May and her clone as part of his Project: Changling.
·
Placing May in the care of Philippe
DeJunae, protected by hired members of the Scriers, Osborn
performs further alterations on the May clone, making the baby a unique
hybrid by combining her with samples of the Venom Symbiote.
·
Kaine rescues May from DeJunae,
unaware events have been orchestrated by Osborn
·
Kaine reunites May with her mother
Mary Jane, determined to find Osborn
·
Peter and Mary Jane return to a fairly
normal routine with their daughter, with Peter still active as Spider-Man
and both parents attending Empire State University. Anna Watson often
babysits May as a result.
·
Liz Osborn and her son Normie often
spent the holidays with the Parker family
·
Eventually, Peter finds and confronts Norman
during the Gathering of Five ceremony, resulting in Spider-Man and
the Green Goblin’s final battle; Peter loses his leg and Norman
dies by his own hand.
·
Peter retires as a superhero, determined
to focus on his responsibilities as a father and husband.
·
Between the ages of 3 and 4, May meets
and becomes friends with Courtney Duran and Jimmy Yama.
·
May first meets and befriends Davida
Kirby just before her second grade when she joins a soccer team
·
In grade school, May develops a crush on Brad
Miller and first becomes aware of his friend Moose Mansfield.
·
May grew up a fan of the Fantastic
Five and had a celebrity crush on youngest team member Franklin Richards.
·
May is both academically and physically
gifted, excelling in both school and sports, including playing on the Midtown
High Girls’ Basketball team, where she received the nickname ‘Mayday’.
I really tried hard to ensure I captured as much background
information from the Spider-Girl series relating to May’s childhood,
but I’m still sure I’ve missed something along the way. I welcome any and all
input, so if you know something I’ve missed, please let me know!
Until I have time to put these sort of in-depth posts
together with less than 12 hours to spare, I remain
frogoat
