Tuesday, 23 December 2025

On the Naughty List: Slaybelle, the No-Hit Wonder

 

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland

-Winter Wonderland

 

 

It’s nearly that time again, merry people! With the holiday season upon us and with me recently having trawled back through my old notes on unused concepts in the MC2, I’ve got a gift for one and all: Slaybelle, the villainess who (almost) stole Christmas.

 


I enjoy the unused concepts conceived by the creative teams of the MC2, particularly Spider-Girl co-creator Ron Frenz, who has kindly shared a plethora of unpublished pitches through the years. Among these, we have this tantalizing titbit from Ron’s own facebook post:

 

“NOPE.

So The Legendary Tom DeFalco and I were working on an issue of Spider-Girl that would be on sale around Christmastime and needed a villain to give Mayday a warm-up battle at the beginning of the issue, you know, an opening bank robbery kinda thing. We put our heads together and came up with THIS young lady,

SLAYBELLE (Get it?)

Tom and I: Pretty cool, huh?

Editor: Nope.

Oh well.”

 

For those who don’t get it, Slaybelle is a punny bit of wordplay on ‘sleigh bell,’ which is another term for a ‘jingle bell’ which were often found on sleds or sleighs and are closely associated with the folk story of Santa Claus and his flying sleigh. Slay, meaning to violently kill is a homophone of sleigh. Belle is a term for a beautiful woman. Honestly, I’m probably overexplaining this. But it’s a clever joke!

 

On the podcast Make Mine Mayday Episode 43, Ron mentioned the situation:

 

‘The only thing I remember an editor saying we couldn’t do was Slaybelle. A young woman in a Santa suit with a big gun and we were going to use her for an opening sequence, like a bank robbery or something like that. I forget whether it was Nicole or Molly or who it was, whoever was our editor at the time said ‘No’. And we went ‘why?’ and they said ‘No. Just no.’

 


As for what issue of Spider-Girl this Miss missed, Ron notes Slaybelle was conceived for an issue published after Spider-Girl #54, which was of course pencilled by MC2 alumni Pat Olliffe. I’ll let you theorize!



Until I can come up with something for next this time next year, I remain a very merry

 

frogoat

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, 21 December 2025

The Unique X-Mansion of the MC2

Comic books have gifted us many iconic superhero headquarters, and I wanted to cover another one today. I don’t have enough free time to take a deep dive into a major location like the Avengers Headquarters or even something like the Fantastic Four’s Pier 4 but I figured because it’s nearly X-Mas, I’d take a look at the X-Mansion of the MC2. Consider it my gift to all of you!

 


The X-Men of the Main Marvel Universe famously and most often operate out of the ancestral home of Professor Charles Xavier in Westchester County, New York which first appeared in the pages of X-Men #1, before being identified as Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters in X-Men #2, both published in 1963. The full address of the X-Mansion (as it is affectionately known) was revealed in the pages of X-Men #99 (1976) and X-Men #123 (1979): 1407 Graymalkin Lane, Salem Center, Westchester County, New York. The school would be renamed the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning in X-Men (vol. 2) #38.

 




Usually, these posts involve an in-depth history of the major events relating to the topic, however, unless I’m very much mistaken, the MC2’s most prominent mutant team the X-People don’t operate out of the Xavier Mansion located on Graymalkin Lane. The X-Mansion we first glimpse in J2 #1 is in New Jersey, in fact. We get our first full appearance of the X-Mansion in J2 #2 when Zane Yama (J2) pays the X-People a visit following an invitation from the team’s leader Jubilee in A-Next #1.

 




Having no other mode of transportation, Zane takes a bus to Saddle River, New Jersey, noting that the X-People have a higher public profile than the X-Men before them, with the X-Mansion’s location even being marked on tourist maps. The estate is encompassed by a wrought iron fence and entry gate with a cobbled driveway leading to the expansive three-story high brick structure. The grounds feature an assortment of large trees, a low brick wall and an in-ground pool (J2 #2).

 

Although the interior of the X-Mansion is not frequently depicted, it contains a version of the iconic Danger Room training facility, complete with holovision projectors, VR modules and direct sensory input transmitters (J2 #7, #11) According to Jubilee, the X-Mansion also has sensors which detected an overlooked Sleeper Sentinel activating at the nearby Upper Saddle River High School (Wild Thing #3).


 



 It appears that the newer team of mutants, the uncanny X-People, are overseen by members of the original X-Men, including Cyclops, who makes his first few appearances in the MC2 during training exercises in the Danger Room (J2 #7, #11).

 



Zane noted that thanks to the efforts and sacrifices of the X-Men, anti-mutant sentiment had been on the downswing for the past few years (J2 #2). Additionally, Rina seems to imply that both the X-Men and X-People teams currently exist (J2 # 10). The continued existence of the X-Men team is confirmed by Mainframe in Spider-Girl #92, suggesting Jubilee’s team is comprised of younger members from the student body in much the same way the New Mutants and Generation X functioned previously.

 




Wolverine refers to ‘the grounds at the old X-Mansion in Salem Center’ in Wild Thing #4 but we don’t learn the current status of the original School for Gifted Youngsters. Speaking of Wolverine, it seems likely that Logan and Elektra relocated to New Jersey to be closer to the X-Mansion, given their daughter Rina begins attending the nearby Upper Saddle River High School shortly after she successfully passes their trial and is offered probationary membership, which she characteristically declines (J2 #11, Wild Thing #1-#5)

 


Speaking of Gifted Youngsters, when Nancy Lu (aka the novice X-People member Push) visits Sara Hingle’s family to invite her to the ‘Xavier Institute’, we learn the school offers an external program for students who wish to continue a mainstream education with tutors visiting them in-home free of charge provide they attend on-campus training once or twice a month in their ‘Safety Rooms,’ no doubt the more official, less deadly-sounding name for the Danger Room  (Amazing Spider-Girl #22).

 


The recruitment and monitoring of young mutants is evidently an ongoing responsibility for the Xavier Institute, with Nancy herself having been first approached by Jubilee three years prior when her mutant abilities first manifested (Spider-Girl #22, #67). A former member of the X-People, Bluestreak has a less favourable view of Jubilee’s team, having quit to train under Hawkeye, forming the Dream Team and becoming a member of the new Avengers (American Dream #1-#5, A-Next #3-#4).

 





The prevalence of anti-mutant sentiment has sadly seen a return in recent times, as is evident in Last Hero Standing #2 when Jubilee believes a wave of recent superhero disappearances are primarily targeting mutants. The rise of ostracization and attacks on young mutants such as Nancy Lu (Spider-Girl #61-#67) and anti-mutant groups such as Humanity First gaining traction while targeting the likes of Sara Hingle further support this (Amazing Spider-Girl #19-#24). This raises concerns for the students and staff of the publicly known New Jersey X-Mansion.

 






The X-People are one of the most tantalizing aspects of the MC2 Universe, as the team has been around since the first year of the MC2 imprint, but has never featured in their own title. I would absolutely love to see Marvel publish an X-People mini-series, at least. I can’t be the only one who wants to see the mutant side of the MC2 more deeply explored. Mysteries such as how the X-Men saved the world and helped convince the public at large (albeit temporarily) not to hate and fear mutants, why did they relocate to New Jersey, where are the majority of the X-Men? I could go on!

 

Until I discover if the Blackbird jet still comes out of the basketball court, I remain

 

frogoat  


Saturday, 13 December 2025

Spider-Symmetry: The Swinging 60's Spidey

 

For today’s post we have another entry in the occasional series where I endeavour to highlight the visual or narrative symmetry between the Spider-Man and Spider-Girl comics. For this entry of Spider-Symmetry, we are taking a look at a silver age era comic classic and a modern era classic. This instalment, we must credit the amazing penciller and Spider-Man co-creator Steve Ditko and MC2 and Spider-Girl co-creator, artist extraordinaire and friendly fella, Ron Frenz, but we have a few stops on the way…

 


First up we have the iconic cover to 1964’s Amazing Spider-Man #19 by sturdy Steve Ditko, featuring our webbed wonder, Spider-Man swinging directly toward the reader with various familiar faces surrounding him in a stylized web. Seriously, this guy was talented.

 


It would be remiss of me not to mention the amusing Spider-Man cameo from the pages of Fantastic Four Annual #3 released in 1965. I’ll let it speak for itself.

 


For the generations of Spidey fans who know the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon will no doubt recognize this pose, as it (along with many other poses) was ‘recycled’ for various episodes’ swinging segments.

 


Now, here’s the cover to Amazing Spider-Man #68 by jazzy John Romita Senior, coincidentally released in 1968, which features a similarly swinging Spider-Man albeit rendered very much in the style of Mr. Romita.

 


 

One more time, we have the original Steve Ditko pose brought back and referenced in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man #261 by artist and major Marvel fanboy Ron Frenz.




Coming full circle, the cover to Spider-Girl #42 pencilled by Ron Frenz and released in 2002 demonstrates a combination of both Mr. Ditko and Mr. Romita’s cover poses and art styles, no doubt influenced or informed by Mr Frenz’s own affection for the 60’s Spider-Man animation.

 


Once again, it’s wonderful reverence and references like this that really make the MC2 feel familiar and inclusive of the whole history of the Spidey mythos.

 

Until I make a post about the 70’s series, I remain

 

frogoat

Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Spider-Girl Versus Doctor Doom

 

Thank goodness for the Internet Archive! The Wayback Machine is an invaluable source of information on the lost and long gone days of the wild west internet. Today, as a sort of early present, I thought it would be nice to post the promotional comic commonly referred to as ‘Internet Super Heroes Meet Internet Super Villains’ in its entirety.


But what is it, exactly? Well, for starters, it has two names. ‘Internet Super Heroes Meet Internet Super Villains’ is the title that appears on the cover, but the comic’s indicia gives it the title ‘Wired Kids’, along with listing it as ‘No.1, November 2005’. I would argue this latter title should be its official title on places such as the Marvel Wiki, but that’s not important right now.

 

The comic was a custom comic printed under exclusive licence and donated by Marvel to Wired Kids Inc., a charity in the United States which was partly dedicated to promoting internet safety for children and teenagers. It appears Microsoft contributed to the comic’s production, as they are also attributed on the cover and in the indicia, along with their own internet safety program at staysafe.org. And yes, this comic was originally distributed for free. Here’s a few examples of the groups aiming to educate the public about internet safety, courtesy of the internet archive:

 






The comic is written by C.B. Cebulski with pencils by Scott Hepburn, with Cebulski and Nicole Wiley acting as editors. The latter name, Nicole Wiley may be familiar to Spider-Girl readers where she also served as an editor for a time. I have to point out that Mayday does appear visually familiar and similar to her MC2 or Earth-982 counterpart but as will become clear, this is not the MC2 Universe.


MayDayOne@internetsuperheroes.org’ is May’s email address, while Queens, New York is her physical address, though the Parker Family Home depicted does not resemble the design we are used to, and in my opinion resembles more the one from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man films. May is definitely out of character with her actions in this story, though perhaps it’s forgivable given the purpose of the comic. The less said about this facial hair free Peter Parker the better!

 



The Human Torch is a younger, more immature version, while the Thing…isn’t half covered in metal. So this appears to be an incarnation of the Fantastic *FOUR* closer to the early days of the Main Marvel Universe or Earth-616, albeit with a mature adult Peter Parker who’s a father to a teenage daughter and has an obsession with internet security! Evidently, Mayday is known to Johnny and Ben in her civilian identity. That’s nice.

 


The mysterious secret shadow-dwelling big-bad ‘Mood Dood’ is revealed to be none other than Doctor Doom! Not only does Doctor Doom know Spider-Girl’s secret identity as Mayday, having used her personal email to infect and spread his trojan horse virus, but the story rather uncomfortably suggests Victor Von Doom formed an entire online identity and parasocial relationship to do so. I’ll let that sink in.


Another contact of May’s is targeted, Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Bruce’s Xbox gaming session is interrupted by one of Doom’s emails leading to him hulking out. The Human Torch, Thing and Hulk all track down Spider-Girl, three adults knowingly plan to beat up a teenage girl. And keep in mind, they all know her secret identity and therefore know Peter is Spider-Man.



Thankfully Peter shows up in costume and clears things up, shortly before a page stuffed with dialogue balloons that delivers the message the whole story has been laying on thick. Oh, and Victor? Maybe next time don’t use your work email to troll people online? ‘Mooddude@Latveria.com’, I mean come on, really!



As much as I am dunking on this harmless and well-intentioned promotional comic, I will say ‘We’ve beaten him so many times, maybe he feels cyber-crime is the only way he can take us down.’ Is possibly the most savage take down of Doctor Doom I’ve come across. Then again, Doom delivers a rather shocking self-own after he is arrested at the Latverian Embassy by the police (can they actually do that?): ‘I wonder if they have internet access in prison…hmmm…so many kids, so little time.’ I know he’s a villain, but I’m surprised Marvel approved portraying their most high-profile villains in this way.



 

Well this was fun. Happy Holidays! I’m off to update my internet security!

 

Until I decipher what THINKB4UCLICK means, I remain

 

frogoat